The 70s and 80s had some styles that just did not age well. Baby blue porcelain, gold tinted chrome vanity mirrors..and I think everyone has had eaten off of this styled plate at least once in their lifetime.
One thing that does stand the test of time is solid white and Toto. I know there are hot deals on Amazon for the Brondell Bidet line ups but Toto and Kohler are my go to's for recommendations on quality, function and ergonomics.
I know ya'll are going to be doing some heaving digestioning this holiday season so hook yourself up with a solid bidet seat.